Fish 'n' tiffs for 'two cods'

A great little piece in the Hull Daily Mail detailing how former deputy PM and self-confessed bulimic, John Prescott, won't be too welcome at his local fish and chip shop from now on.
Prezza, once nicknamed 'two Jags' for his favoured mode of Government transport, may end up regretting his take-away tangle more than this.

All at sea . . . the pools are closing

Just two weeks ago the Government announced its plans for free swimming for the elderly and under 16s to celebrate the 2012 Olympics in London.
Strange then that local authorities like that in Bradford, W. Yorkshire, are paying consultants to advise on the closure of public pools.

"We are IN the tornado!"

Idiots.

Panorama?

Jeremy Vine tackles his toughest investigation yet.

World news round-up

Angry Kenyan commuters file an extreme complaint against their bus company. The long arm of the law finally catches up with Bombay's most elusive pervert. Finally, an 'attitude' headline from (where else?) New York.